嘿，伙计们，你们在客厅里扔得到处都是我爸爸的好象棋。 Hey, you guys, that happens to be my father's good chess set you're throwing all over the living room.
你就不能小心点吗? Can't you be more careful with this stuff?
你知道如果他回家发现这些到处都是，他会怎么做吗? Do you know what he'd do if he came home and found these all over the place?
请把这些放在……恩格尔伯格，离我的冰箱远点。多少次……-你管那叫冰箱?-是的。 Would you please keep these on the... Engelberg, get away from my refrigerator. How many times... -You call that a refrigerator? -Yes.
这里没有什么可吃的。 There's nothing in here to eat.
这是威廉·本迪克斯得到的部分。 This is the part where William Bendix gets it.
每次都让我恶心。 Gets me sick every time.
威廉·本迪克斯幸存了下来。安东尼·奎恩才是明白的人。 William Bendix survives in this. Anthony Quinn is the one who gets it.
我是约瑟夫·布莱恩，从日本东京为您报道。 This is Joseph Blane, reporting to you from Tokyo, Japan.
我们现在和日本青少年棒球冠军在一起。 We are here with the Japanese Junior Baseball champions.
你从哪儿弄来的? Where did you get that?
嘿!嘿,伙计们!嘿，伙计们，日本冠军! Hey! Hey, guys! Hey, guys, the Japanese champions!
因此，我们驻日本的记者询问了日本男孩和他们的教练，他们对美国的拒绝有何看法。 So, our correspondent in Japan asked the Japanese boys and their coach what they thought of the American refusal.
我们既惊讶又有点受伤。 We were surprised and a bit hurt.
这只是我们体育精神的表现。 It was simply a gesture of sportsmanship on our part.
美国给出的不来的原因之一是他们说我们太有竞争力了。 One of the reasons the U.S. gave for not coming was because they say we're too competitive.
我们为什么不派一队人去? Why aren't we sending a team?
东方队在过去的11场比赛中赢了我们9次。 Well, the Orientals have beaten us nine out of the last 11 times we've played them.
那个讨厌鬼说了什么? What did that little creep say?
我认为它们只是普通的鸡肉。 I think they're just plain chicken.
东京见! See you guys in Tokyo!
好吧!我们会为你许个愿。 Okay! We'll make a wish for you.
大家早上好，欢迎来到阳光秀。 Good morning, everybody, and welcome to The Sunshine Show.
今天早上我们的客人是一群想去日本的年轻球员。 Our guests this morning are a group of young ball players trying to get to Japan.
-早上好，伙计们。-早上好。 -Good morning, fellas. -Good morning.
谢谢你给我们回信。 Thanks for answering our letter.
你知道，如果你去日本，你就违背了国家组织的意愿。你为什么想去? You know, by going to Japan, you'd be going against the wishes of your national organization. Why do you want to go?
-主要是圣灵的引导。-什么? -It's mainly guidance of the Holy Spirit. -What?
我们觉得美国队应该在日本代表他们自己。 We feel that an American team should represent themselves in Japan.
再说，我们不是懦夫，我们也没有母亲……Nip会挡我们的路。 And plus, we ain't no cowards and there ain't no mother... Nip gonna stand in our way.
-他说什么?-Engelberg ! -What did he say? -Engelberg!
我认为你不能在早上6点这么说。 I don't think you can say that at six o'clock in the morning.
此外，我们觉得如果美国队不去，这真的会使原本友好的国家之间的关系变得紧张。 Also, we feel that if an American team didn't go, it would really strain relations between otherwise friendly nations.
是什么让你们觉得自己是美国真正的代表? What makes you boys think that you're truly a representative team of the United States?
服务类型。-马姬，我是马文。任何消息? -Service. -Marge, it's Marvin. Any messages?
一群。你去哪儿了? A bunch. Where have you been?
我一直试镜到凌晨五点。有什么事吗? I've been casting till 5:00 in the morning. What's up?
-有铅笔吗，马夫?-我记起来了。 -Got a pencil, Marv? -I got a memory.
这是怎么呢来吧。 What's going on? Come on.
路易斯从拉斯维加斯打来电话。 Louis called from Las Vegas.
他要他的七万五千美元不然你就别想再在这里工作了。 He wants his $75,000 or you'll never work in this town again.
七万五千，否则他会打断你的腿。 75,000, or otherwise he'll break your legs.
改善情况。哦，顺便说一下，你的赡养费三月、四月和五月到期了。 -Good. -Oh, by the way, your alimony checks are due for March, April and May.
但是这些钱从哪里来呢?我是说，你要怎么去那里? But where is the money coming from? I mean, how are you gonna get there?
我们主要靠储蓄和借贷来支付这次旅行的费用。 Mainly by saving and borrowing is how we're gonna pay for the trip.
但我们绝不接受捐款。 But we're in no way above accepting donations.
你和我都是，孩子。 You and me both, kid.
-什么?-不，不是你，马姬。 -What? -No, not you, Marge.
-还有别的吗，亲爱的?-你欠答录机82.5美元。 -Anything else, my dear? -You owe the answering service $82.50.
太棒了。记在我的账上。 Wonderful. Charge it to me.
听着，我们打败了一支劲旅。 Hey, listen, we beat a pretty powerhouse team.
可能是全国最好的。 Probably the best in the country.
你们确实是一支优秀的球队，但我们的调查结果显示，你们实际上只是范奈斯联赛的第二名球队。 You've got a good team all right, but our findings show that you're really just a second-place team from the Van Nuys League.
哦,我的……对你的发现很有帮助。 Oh, my... Good for your findings.
我们可能是世界上最强的联赛之一。 We're probably one of the strongest leagues in the world.
把钱投给熊队，1941年邮政信箱。 Give your money to the Bears, PO Box 1941.
我们从1941年的珍珠港得到的。 We got that from Pearl Harbor, 1941.
很多钱将主要用于接种……呆头呆脑的。 A lot of money will go mainly for inoculation... Loopy.
多好的客户啊。 What a client.
如果我看了手稿，我就能买下《根》了。 I could've bought Roots if I'd read the manuscript.
多么美好的生活啊。 What a life.
孩子,棒球。 Kids, baseball.
他们要去日本和日本人比赛。 They're going to Japan to play the Japanese.
这些孩子真蠢。 So stupid, these kids.
一定有很多人希望看到至少有人捍卫这项全国性的娱乐活动。 There must be a lot of people who want to see at least somebody defend the national pastime.
只有我们愿意去。 We're the only ones willing to go.
你能呼叫马文·p·拉扎尔吗?非常感谢。 Would you please page Marvin P. Lazar? Thank you so much.
-这是你的大号码吗，马文?——就是这样。 -This is your big number, Marvin? -That's it.
-一群孩子。-对。 -A bunch of kids. -Right.
一群衣衫褴褛的美国孩子去日本东京捍卫这项全国性的娱乐活动。 A bunch of ragamuffin, American kids go to Tokyo, Japan to defend the national pastime.
这不是很自然吗?我说的是国家电视台。 Isn't that a natural? I'm talking national television.
它将由卫星传送。 It's gonna be beamed by satellite.
我告诉你，我等这一刻已经等了很多年了。 I tell you, I've been waiting for something like this for years.
这是天生的。路易，我只要你一万美元。 It's a natural. Louis, all I want from you is 10 grand.
1万给你25%。整个套餐的25%。 10,000 gives you 25%. 25% of the entire package.
你说呢，路易斯?你说呢? What do you say, Louis? What do you say?
-我什么都不会放的，马文。-你刚才说…你欠我一堆还没冲过终点线的马。 -I ain't putting up nothing, Marvin. -What did you say... You owe me on a bunch of horses that still haven't crossed the finish line.
-好吧，我会…我星期五前要。 -Yeah, well, I'll... -I want it by Friday.
星期五吗?星期五以前我筹不出那么多钱。 Friday? I can't come up with money like that by Friday.
呼叫马文·拉扎尔。 Paging Marvin P. Lazar.
那我该呼谁?我不认识的人? Well, who am I gonna page? Somebody I don't know?
你们是在找人吗? Are you boys looking for someone?
没事的，夫人，他们和我在一起。你好! It's all right, ma'am, they're with me. How do you do?
-你经常来这儿吗?-你是熊队的吗? -Are you here often? -Are you with the Bears?
-是的。-这是熊队? -Yeah. -This the Bears?
正确的。进来吧，伙计们。 Right. Come on in, fellas.
来，别客气。我给我们弄了一张中间的大桌子。 Here, make yourselves at home. I got us a nice, big center table.
你好!很高兴见到你。 How do you do? Nice to see you.
别客气。你好! Make yourselves at home. How do you do?
别客气。走吧，离我远点。 Make yourself at home. Go right ahead and stay off my feet.
是的,请。坐下，伙计们。 Yes, please. Sit down, fellas.
给你。别拘束。 There you are. Make yourself comfortable.
好的，我是马文·拉扎尔，欢迎来到娱乐圈。 Right, my name is Marvin Lazar and welcome to showbiz.
刚才跟我打电话的人是谁? Now, who is it that I've been speaking to on the phone?
E.R.W.蒂利亚德三世? E.R.W. Tillyard III?
是我，拉扎尔先生。 That's me, Mr. Lazar.
好吧，请别叫我拉扎尔先生。 Yes, well, please don't call me Mr. Lazar.
马文是我的名字。大家都叫我马文。 Marvin's my name. Everyone calls me Marvin.
原谅我开门见山，马文，但你说你已经为我们的日本之行筹到钱了? Forgive me for getting right to the point, Marvin, but you said you've already raised the money for our trip to Japan?
我有吗?是的，我有。当然了。 I have? Yes, I have. Of course I have.
改善情况。-现在是无聊的部分了。 -Good. -Mow for the boring part.
合同。你们的家人都看过了。 Contracts. Now, your folks have seen all of these.
这些实际上是我，作为你的推动者，和你，作为球员之间的协议。 These are, in effect, agreements between me, as your promoter, and you, as the ballplayers.
如你所知，你的父母都同意这些合同中提到的一切。 As you know, your parents all agree with everything that's been brought up in these contracts.
因为我想让你们知道我们一起做的每件事都是光明正大的，明白吗? Because I want you guys to know everything that we do together will always be on the up and up, got it?
好吧。女服务员吗? Okay. Waitress?
-亲爱的，给孩子们菜单。-是的。是的。 -My dear, please, menus for the boys. -Yes. Yes.
他们可以点他们的午餐。 And they can order their lunch.
这里的一切都很美好。 Wonderful things here.
不过一美元半，而且只有黄油三明治。 Nothing more than a buck-and-a-half, and only butter sandwiches.
我只是在开玩笑。 I'm only joking.
你想要什么?菲力牛排。 -What would you like? -Filet mignon.
菲力牛排吗?菲力牛排。 -Filet mignon? -Filet mignon.
你最大的牛排是什么?16盎司餐馆。 -What's the biggest steak you got? -16-ounce porterhouse.
午餐吃这个有点重，不是吗? That's a little heavy for lunch, isn't it?
你为什么不试试清淡点的，比如金枪鱼。 Why don't you try something lighter, like tuna fish.
请给我新鲜的碎蟹。 Fresh cracked crab, please.
螃蟹。螃蟹是什么?螃蟹。 Crabs. What crabs? Crab.
对，新鲜的碎蟹。在这里。 Yeah, fresh cracked crabs. Right here.
等一下。什么……我的酒怎么了? Wait a second. What... What happened to my drink?
那天晚上在科杰克看到你了。 Saw you on Kojak the other night.
你真的很棒。 You were really good.
你想抽支烟吗? Would you like a cigarette?
去做吧。 Go ahead.
有一整包。 Got a whole pack.
我跟你们说，我可以大力宣传你们让全国的人都知道你们九个。 I'm telling you, guys, I could promote you guys so good that everybody in the country will know all about the nine of you.
十。-我。 -Ten. -Mine.
十!他们什么时候改变规则的? -Ten! -When did they change the rules?
穆斯塔法。什么是Mustapha? -Mustapha. -What's a Mustapha?
我弟弟也得走了，这样就有10个人了。 My little brother's gotta go, and that makes 10.
不，不，不。我很抱歉。我是说，我没想到会有10个人。 No, no, no. I'm sorry. I mean, I wasn't prepared for 10.
9，是的，10，不是。我是说，我得带额外的… Nine, yes, 10, no. I mean, I gotta come with extra...
他在哪里?他不在这里，是吗? Where is he? He's not here, is he?
他可能在桌子下面的某个地方。 He's probably under a table somewhere.
桌子底下? Under a table?
你在说什么? What are you talking about?
-你在那儿干什么?-吃这个又大又旧的面包卷。 -What are you doing there? -Eating this big, old roll.
快点，离开那里。 Come on, get out of there.
看他有多小。我是说，他不适合打棒球吗? Look how small he is. I mean, Isn't he a little small for baseball?
我妈妈要上班，我这个夏天要照看他……你为什么不把他送到日托所?-不! Well, my mother works, and I'm supposed to watch him this summer... -Why don't you send him to daycare? -No way!
你对日托有什么意见? What have you got against daycare?
-你喜欢日托吗?-我喜欢日托。 -You like daycare? -I love daycare.
-然后你去托儿所。-我没有时间去…如果他不去，我也不去。 -Then you go to daycare. -I haven't got time to go to... Hey, if he don't go, I don't go.
-对不起，马文。-是啊，怎么了，蒂利亚德? -Excuse me, Marvin. -Yeah, what is it, Tillyard?
-马文，合同上说…-等一下，是的。 -Marvin, it says here in the contract... -Wait just a minute, yes.
我们每人拿2.5%的利润? That we each get 2.5% of profits?
是的,2.5%。每个人都得到2.5%的利润。 Yes, 2.5%. Everybody gets 2.5% of profits.
-应该是5。- 5 ?你在说什么? -It should be five. -What, five? What are you talking about?
约翰·韦恩不会得到五分。五个你疯了吗? John Wayne won't get five. Five. Are you crazy?
-伙计们，我想我们该走了。-等等，等等，等等。 -You guys, I think we ought to go now. -Wait, wait, wait.
等一下。等一下。坐下吧。坐下吧。 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Just sit down. Just sit down.
大家冷静点，好吗?别紧张。 Calm down, everybody, will you? Just take it easy.
只是…也许我说的2.5%有点过分了，好吗? Just... Mow, maybe I'm a little out of line on the 2.5%, okay?
为什么我们不做三个呢? Why don't we make it three?
-四点五。四线吗? -Four point five. -Four?
伙计们，欢迎委员会。 Look, fellas, a welcoming committee.
来吧，伙计们，给他们一个微笑。来吧。 Come on, guys, give them a little smile. Come on.
教练清水? Coach Shimizu?
马文·拉扎尔，很高兴见到你。 Marvin Lazar, it's a pleasure to meet you.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
的妻子。——妻子。 -Wife. -The wife.
旧的球和链? The old ball and chain?
欢迎来到日本。 Welcome to Japan.
非常感谢，女士。很高兴来到这里。 Thank you so much, ma'am. It's a pleasure to be here.
给我吗?你真是太好了。 For me? How kind of you.
多漂亮的衣服啊。 What a beautiful outfit.
神圣的。看啊，伙计们。 Divine. Look at that, guys.
我想他们叫它双簧管，对吧? That's an oboe I think they call it, right?
看看这些家伙。它们看起来很棒吧? And look at these guys. Don't they look great?
这些是熊队，都很兴奋，准备出发了。 These are the Bears, all excited and ready to go.
美国的兴奋是巨大的。 The excitement in America is tremendous.
是的，每个人都在等着比赛。 Everybody's waiting for the game, yes.
非常感谢。 Thank you, so much.
这些人，我想，是媒体的先生们吧。 And these, I take it, are the gentlemen of the press.
你好! How do you do?
是吗? Yeah?
等一等。 Hold on.
分手吧。 Break it up.
你们能别吵了吗?我们是陌生人。 Will you guys break it up? We're strangers here.
别这样，你能不能别这样?你们在争什么? Come on, will you stop it? What are you fighting over?
等一下。现在，你能等一会儿吗?持有它。 Wait a minute. Now, will you wait a minute? Hold it.
到这里来。 Come here.
发生了什么事? What happened?
我是个很敏感的人。 I'm a very sensitive person is what happened.
加州人的笑容在哪里? Where are those California smiles?
来吧，我们走。 Come on, let's go.
来吧，给他们一个微笑。 Come on, give them a little smile.
-微笑一下。关起来! -Just a little smile. -Shut up!
蒂里亚德。 Tillyard.
蒂里亚德三世! Tillyard III!
你给我们订了一家日本餐厅。 You booked us into a Japanese restaurant.
你为什么要更改预订?我把我们都安排在希尔顿酒店了! Why'd you change the reservation? I had us all set up at the Hilton!
-首先，马文，冷静。平静下来。 -First, Marvin, calm down. -Calm down.
我们可以住在希尔顿酒店。 We can stay at Hiltons anywhere.
这次旅行有文化方面的原因，也有商务方面的原因。 There are cultural aspects to this trip as well as business.
是的，文化方面我可以欣赏。 Yeah, cultural aspects I can appreciate.
我猜你没把我们订在这里。 I guess you didn't book us in here.
马文，在日本咖啡馆，你得先脱鞋才能进去。 Marvin, at a Japanese yokan, you have to take off your shoes before you go in.
我知道。我知道你应该把鞋脱了。 I know that. I know you're supposed to take off your shoes.
好了，伙计们，把鞋脱了。 All right, guys, take off your shoes.
我们能把他们带到我们的房间吗? Can we take them to our rooms?
我怎么知道呢?我看起来像日本人吗? Now, how do I know? Do I look Japanese?
我包里的网球鞋怎么办? What do I do about the tennis shoes in my bag?
-把它们放在你的钱包里。-什么? -Put them in your purse. -What?
马文，如果我脱了鞋，我会得脚气的。 Marvin, if I take off my shoes, I'm gonna get athlete's foot.
那将是你身上唯一的运动员特质。 Well, that'll be the only part of you that is an athlete.
来吧，伙计们，我们走。你会吗?来吧。 Come on, you guys, let's go. Will you? Come on.
来吧，跟着女士们。 Come on, follow the ladies.
欢迎。-谢谢。 -Welcome. -Thank you.
我这儿有两张卡。 I have two cards here, please.
如果你能把我住的酒店记在大来卡上，所有的电话都用美国银行卡。谢谢你！ If you'll put my hotel on the Diners Club, and all phone calls on BankAmericard. Thank you.
我是一个有三个电话的人，不是一个电话的人。 I'm a three-phone man, not a one-phone man.
我也不能通过你的总机。 And I can't go through your switchboard.
不,不。还有一件事，你能想出一些家具吗? No, no. And another thing, will you please come up with some furniture?
我是说，这事太无聊了，根本没地方坐。 I mean, this stuff is so Mickey Mouse, there's no place to sit down.
怎么啦？还有一件事，我订了卧室。 What? And another thing, I ordered bedrooms.
我身边有男孩。我没看到有床。你把它们放在哪里，壁橱里吗? I got boys with me. I don't see any beds. Where do you keep them, in the closet?
怎么啦？但是我没有时间……嗯，请稍等一下好吗? What? But I haven't got time... Well, will you wait a minute, please?
蒂利亚德三世，你能帮我拿这个吗? Hey, Tillyard III, will you take this for me, please?
我的…穆斯塔法，你能不能离我远点? My... Mustapha, will you stay out from under my feet?
我是说，你无处不在! I mean, you're everywhere!
-嘿,马文。-这是什么? -Hey, Marvin. -What is it?
你只需要注意你在对谁大喊大叫。 You just watch who you be yelling at.
对不起。不好意思，我撞到头了，穆斯塔法。 Sorry. Excuse me, but I hit my head, Mustapha.
耶稣。 Jesus.
这是什么鬼东西? What the hell is this?
这很奇怪，也不卫生。 It's very weird and unsanitary.
我知道一件事。我不会用它的。 I know one thing. I'm not gonna use it.
快点，伙计们，你们能离开那里吗? Come on, you guys, will you get out of there?
小心地板上的水槽。-陷在地板里? -Look out for the sink in the floor. -Sink in the floor?
沉在地板上。 Sink on the floor.
反正我还是喜欢马文。 I still like Marvin anyway.
-别太喜欢他了。——来吗? -Don't get to like him too much. -How come?
因为他不是好人。 Because he ain't no good is how come.
我明早要去见一些网络上的人。 I'm going to meet some network people in the morning.
正确的。是的。他们在这里…安静! Right. Yeah. They're over here to... Quiet!
他们是来报道空手道比赛的。正确的。 They're over here to cover the karate matches. Right.
在那之后，我想他们会在21号录下球赛。 Yeah, after that, I think they're going to tape the ballgame on the 21st.
因为什么时候?你能让罗林斯接另一个电话吗? -Since when? -Can you get Rawlings on the other phone?
你说什么?是啊，我们明早会有个练习局。 What'd you say? Yeah, we're gonna have a practice inning in the morning.
只是个展览，但有很多媒体报道。 Just an exhibition, but a lot of press coverage.
是啊，网络人也一样。 Yeah, network people, too.
洛伊顿，罗林斯，他们都很感兴趣。 Loyton, Rawlings, they're both very interested.
请稍等一下，好吗? Hold on for a minute, will you?
这是什么，洋基体育场吗?你们能闭嘴吗? What is this, the Yankee Stadium? Will you guys shut up?
现在去睡觉吧! Mow get to bed!
-上床睡觉。-我不知道号码。 -Get to bed. -I don't know the number.
-罗林斯接电话了吗?-不…去睡觉吧! -You got Rawlings on the phone yet? -No... Go to bed!
但我…-去睡觉吧。晚安！ -But I... -Go to bed. Good night!
好了，去睡觉吧。 Mow, look, go to sleep.
-我不困，马文。你正在睡觉。 -I'm not sleepy, Marvin. -You're sleeping.
如果推广得当，人们会喜欢这个游戏的。 People are gonna love this game with the right promotion.
这是天生的。我们在凌晨3点半开始比赛。东京时间。 It's a natural. We play the game 3 :30 a.m. Tokyo time.
这是本周最不受欢迎的游戏。收视率比他们高。 It plays opposite the game of the week. Kills them in the ratings.
玩球! Play ball!
把包装纸撕掉，凯利。 Hit the wrapper off of it, Kelly.
天啊，他打出了全垒打! Holy shit, he hit a home run!
来吧，凯利。 Come on, Kelly.
走回家。 Walk it home.
-好的。-好的。 -All right. -All right.
不要让它看起来太容易。 Don't make it look too easy.
我还是想让他们知道这是一场球赛。 I still want them to know they're in a ballgame.
好吧。 All right.
好吧，来吧。你得再突出点，穆斯塔法。 All right, come on. You got to stick out more, Mustapha.
-你是件大事。-是啊，你在说什么? -You're a big item. -Yeah, what are you talking about?
看看那个接吻者。真让人心碎。 Take a look at that kisser. It's a heartbreaker.
玩球! Play ball!
来吧，米格尔，拿一块来。 Come on, Miguel, get a piece of it.
罢工一个! Strike one!
我要告诉你一件事。完全私下说，我是认真的。 I'm gonna tell you something. Completely off the record, and I mean it.
我们队里有个墨西哥小子，他…穆斯塔法，求你了，我在和一个电视主持人说话，这很重要，好吗? We got a Mexican kid on the team that's... Mustapha, please, I'm talking to this nice television man, and it's important, okay?
他叫米格尔·阿吉拉尔，是个非法移民。 Miguel Agilar is his name, and he's an illegal alien.
把他带回美国就像谋杀一样。 It's gonna be murder getting him back into the States.
你为什么戴着这条又大又旧的链子? Why do you wear this big old chain?
因为我喜欢它，它很吸引人。 Because I like it, and it's attractive.
…以至于他愿意冒任何风险……-不，不是的，马文。-这是意见的问题，穆斯塔法。 ...so badly that he was willing to risk anything... -No, it ain't, Marvin. -That's a matter of opinion, Mustapha.
这只是个人意见的问题。 Just a matter of opinion.
甚至冒着被驱逐出境的风险，就为了和他的朋友们在一起，代表美国。 Risked even being deported just so he could be here with his buddies and represent the good old USA.
这是一个故事吗? Now, is that a story?
罢工!出去! Strike! Out!
你。出去! You. Out!
你可以说他们是美国的一个缩影。 You could say that they're a microcosm of America, you might say.
我们有黑人男孩，犹太男孩…… We have black boys, Jewish boys...
-你现在在干什么?钉纽扣。 -What are you doing now? -Buttoning it.
不，不，让它开着。我喜欢这样。这就是风格。 No, no, leave it open. I like it that way. That's the style.
罢工!出去! Strike! Out!
斯坦。 Stein.
-你不是左撇子。-是的。 -You're not a lefty. -Yeah.
最好去找他们，伙计们。 Better go get them, gang.
-我玩短的。-不。 -I'm playing short. -No.
-我想玩短的游戏。-我总是玩短的。 -I wanna play short this game. -I always play short.
-第三个很好。不，下次我让你打短的。 -Third is nice. -No, I'll let you play short next time.
-你有很多棒球。文采,看。 -You get a lot of baseballs. -Look, look.
你们俩一人打一个位置。 One of you guys play one position.
你为什么不打三垒，打短位?-我想玩短的。 Why don't you just go play third -and you play short? -I wanna play short.
有人要打中锋吗? Is somebody going to play center?
该死的!玩了! God damn it! Play left!
你可以说，是什么让这支球队团结在一起，是什么让他们团结在一起。 You could say what puts this team together, what keeps them together is pride.
来吧。 Come on.
-你为什么没拿到?还不是我的。 -Why didn't you get it? -Wasn't mine.
-不是我的，是你的。-扔到二垒! -Wasn't mine, that was yours. -Throw it to second!
秒的基地!-离你更近。 -Second base! -It was closer to you.
所以呢?但是…你在干什么? -So? But... -What are you doing?
我正要去拿，然后我看到了你。 I was gonna get it, and then I saw you.
他刚用一垒安打出了一垒安打。 He just got a double off of a single.
时间。 Time.
时间! Time!
我希望你们能聚在一起打棒球，好吗? I wish you guys would get together and play some baseball, okay?
-是你的。-是你的错。 -It was yours. -It was your fault.
-不，你本可以得到的。-是的，我也是。 -No, you could've gotten it. -Yes, it was, too.
停，停，停。 Stop, stop, stop.
好吧，至少我们还领先。 Well, at least we're still ahead.
我们要是能得到这段浓缩版的延时磁带就好了。 We'd be lucky to get this on tape delay, condensed.
球。四个球。 Ball. Four ball.
-快点，把它放进去!-把它放进去，宝贝! -Come on, whip it in there! -Whip it in there, baby!
时差，就是这样。时差。 Jet lag, that's all it is. Jet lag.
来吧，好好推销，斯坦。 Come on, pitch it good, Stein.
我们这周的日程安排很紧。 We got a real tight schedule this week.
问题是你们这些人根本不知道什么卖得出去。 You know, the problem is you people just don't know what sells.
我的意思是，人们想要支持。请稍等一下好吗? I mean, people want to root. Will you wait a minute?
我今晚就要飞回美国了。 I got to fly back to the States tonight.
-等一下。等待。-马文，我会尽我所能帮你的，相信我。 -Just wait a minute. Wait. -Marvin, I'm going to do the very best I can for you, believe me.
艾德。嘿。 Ed. Hey.
马文，我保证一件事。 Marvin, I'll guarantee you one thing.
国内没有人想看到一支球队被打得那么惨，无论是现场直播、录像还是新闻报道。 Nobody back home wants to see a team get beat that badly, live, tape or on the news.
岩石。那洛奇呢? Rocky. What about Rocky?
洛奇打了几拳，拉扎尔。 Rocky landed a few punches, Lazar.
我过几天就回来，马文。 I'll be back in a few days, Marvin.
打电话给我。我们一起吃午饭。 Call me. We'll have lunch.
是的。 Yeah.
午餐。 Lunch.
嘿。 Hey.
在这里。回酒店去，好吗?酒店。 Here. Go back to the hotel, okay? Hotel.
嘿，你的演奏真的很棒。 Hey, your playing was really great.
我从来没见过艺妓。 I mean, I never met a geisha before.
你就不能跟我说点什么吗? Hey, can't you just say a little something to me?
我是说，艺妓应该是好人什么的。 I mean, geishas are supposed to be nice and all that.
嘿，对不起。我不明白你刚才说的话。 Hey, I'm sorry. I didn't understand what you said back there.
我有个东西可能能帮上忙。 Hey, I got something that might help us out.
我是一名棒球运动员。 I'm a baseball player.
棒球吗? Baseball?
你的头发真漂亮。 You sure have beautiful hair.
美丽的头发吗? Beautiful hair?
的头发。 Hair.
-什么?-意思是“美丽的头发。” -What? -It means "beautiful hair."
美丽的头发。 Beautiful hair.
这意味着可以吗? Does that mean yes?
怎么样? How about it?
你到底要不要和我共进晚餐? Are you gonna go to dinner with me or not?
我说对了，不是吗? I said it right, didn't I?
明天一起吃晚饭怎么样? About dinner tomorrow?
你错过了最后一班火车。 You missed the last train.
嘿，嘿，也许我该留下。 Hey, hey, maybe I should stay.
嘿，嘿，嘿。也许我应该在这里过夜。 Hey, hey, hey. Maybe I should spend the night.
我没钱住旅馆或打车。 I've got no money for a hotel or taxi.
嘿，听着，我不会尝试任何有趣的事，因为… Hey, listen, I wouldn't try anything funny because...
你以为我不知道这个吗? Didn't think I knew that one, did you?
我一直把这个留到最后再说。 I've been saving that for last.
嘿，嘿，不是因为你漂亮。 Hey, hey, and it's not because you're beautiful.
嘿,也许……嘿，等一下，我可以…嘿，嘿，嘿。明天晚餐吗? Hey, maybe... Hey, wait a second, so I could... Hey, hey, hey. Dinner tomorrow?
不要退缩，因为我知道你住在哪里。 And no chickening out 'cause I know where you live.
再会。 Sayonara.
你的名字。我没问你的名字。 Your name. I didn't ask your name.
大便。 Shit.
Arika。Arika。 Arika. Arika.
再见,Arika。 Goodbye, Arika.
好吧。 All right.
你是说你的朋友不能在报纸上登出来吗? Are you telling me that your friend can't get it in the newspapers?
那体育版呢? Well, what about the sports section?
但这是一项体育赛事。 But it's a sports event.
看起来……请挂掉电话。我在跟维加斯说话。 Look... Please, off the line. That's Vegas I'm talking to.
怎么啦？喂?你说不再打电话是什么意思? What? Hello? What do you mean, no more calls?
我不能……你不该把我的信用卡剪成两半。 I can't... You got no business cutting my Master Charge card in half.
拉扎尔先生，公司让我们这么做的。 We were instructed to by the company, Mr. Lazar.
你总是在笑什么? What are you always smiling about?
可能是电脑出了故障。 It's probably some malfunction in the computer.
我从不落后。在那里。这是我的大来卡。 I'm never behind. There. There's my Diners Club card.
凯利已经走了四个小时了。 Kelly's been gone for four hours now.
没关系。他会找到回去的路的。这不是……你为什么把那张卡切成两半? That's all right. He'll find his way back. It's not... What'd you cut that card in half for?
食客也属于同一饮酒类别。谢谢你！ Diners is in the same drinking category. Thank you.
你没有现金吗，马文? Don't you have any cash, Marvin?
现金已经过时了，不是吗?现金是最明智的，拉扎尔先生。 Cash is out-of-date, don't you... Cash would be most advisable, Mr. Lazar.
你告诉我。 You're telling me.
你怎么能一毛钱都不带就把我们带到这里来? How could you bring us over here without a dime on you?
回到酒吧表演。 Back to lounge acts.
你对我们撒谎了，对吗? You lied to us about everything, didn't you?
中年脱衣舞女。 Middle-aged strippers.
没有游戏设备，没有电视，什么都没有。 There was no game set, no TV thing, no nothing.
停车场不能再免下车了。 No more drive-on pass on the lot.
我觉得你早就该去见耶稣了，马文。 I think you're long overdue for that meeting with Jesus, Marvin.
哥伦比亚广播公司会收到的。 CBS would've picked it up.
你的罪名是诈骗和虐待儿童，马文。 We've got you on fraud and child abuse, Marvin.
要是我让他们上床就好了。 If I'd only made them go to bed.
-这些都是重罪。-去睡吧。 -Those are felonies. -Go to sleep.
你知道监狱里的生活是什么样子吗，马文? You know what life is like in prison, Marvin?
-首先，没有电话。-是的，好好想想。 -For one thing, no telephones. -Yeah, just think about that.
你在听吗，马文? Are you listening, Marvin?
上帝,马文。 God, Marvin.
你这个愚蠢的老……被困在日本。 You stupid old... Trapped in Japan.
我还是喜欢你，马文。 I still like you, Marvin.
真的。 I really do.
我们真的要空运回家吗? Are we really going home airfreight?
空运有什么问题吗?我是说，它是加压的。 What's the matter with airfreight? I mean, it's pressurized.
-他们有飞行员，就像每个…马文。 -They got pilots just like every... -Marvin.
-这是什么?典当行的意思是"shichiya " -What is it? -The word for pawn shop is "shichiya. "
典当店吗?-你要卖的第一件东西就是你那条大金链。 -Pawn shop? -The first thing you're gonna sell is that big gold chain of yours.
这是黄铜。大家都高兴吗? It's brass. Everybody happy it's brass?
好了，士兵们，就这样了。 Okay, troops, this is it.
我们是战俘，我们要逃跑。 We're prisoners of war, and we're escaping.
来吧。我们走吧。来吧。 Come on. Let's go. Come on.
健美操。 Calisthenics.
一，二，三，四。一，二，三，四。 One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four.
一，二，三，四。 One and two and three and four.
棒球。 Baseball.
锻炼。一个,两个……一，二，三，四。 Exercise. One, two... One, two, three, four.
一,二。一,二。一,二。一,二。 One, two. One, two. One, two. One, two.
-现在我们该怎么办?-我可以用我的布洛克信用卡。 -Mow what are we gonna do? -I could use my Bullock's charge card.
-嗯，就像，一，二…-好吧，好吧。 -Yeah, like, one, two... -All right, all right, all right.
我会想办法的。 I'll think of something.
这里有网络的人吗?Metwork。 Are any of the network people here? Metwork.
-你是记者吗?-是的，我是记者。你是记者吗? -Are you press? -Yes, I'm press. Are you press?
是的，网络。这就是我要见的人。 Yes, the network. There's the guy I want to see.
非常感谢。 Thank you very much.
-你看到艾迪了吗?-不，我没有。 -Have you seen Eddie? -No, I haven't.
我在找埃迪，他是网络的人。 I'm looking for Eddie, he's one of the network people.
-现在不行。-谢谢。 -Mot right now. -Thank you.
你知道在哪能找到他吗? You know where I could find him?
-不，我没有。-你认识艾迪吗? -No, I don't. -You know Eddie?
我要和他谈谈，这很重要。 It's very important I talk to him.
对不起，先生，您得等一等。 Sorry, sir, you'll have to wait.
武术冠军。 Martial arts champion.
安东尼奥Inoki ! Antonio Inoki!
伯丁。 Mean Bones Beaudine.
两个。 Two.
一件容易的事。一件容易的事。 Easy. Easy.
他不可能做到的。 There is no way that he can make it.
他正在去医院的路上，马上。 He's on his way to the hospital, right now.
我不知道我们该怎么找替代品。 I don't know what we're gonna do for a replacement.
如果我们一无所获，那150万就打了水漂。 If we don't get something, it's a million and a half down the drain.
我们没时间从美国带人来。 We haven't got time to bring anybody from the States.
我们一小时后录制。 We tape in an hour.
没错，一小时后。我怎么知道? That's right, in an hour. How do I know?
这不是我的问题。我来告诉你问题是什么。 It's not my problem. I'll tell you what the problem was.
问题是这家伙的头是胶合板做的。 The problem was the guy's head was made of plywood.
这就是问题所在。 That was the problem.
这也不是我们唯一的问题。 And it's not our only problem either.
谁是这里的负责人?我们播音员。 -Who's in charge here? -Our announcers.
我们的播音员对整个…他是这里的负责人吗?-是啊，他说了算。 Our announcers got disgusted with the whole... -Is he in charge here? -Yeah, he's in charge.
你告诉我，谁在附近?你在开玩笑吧。 You tell me, who's close? You're kidding.
给迪克·巴顿打电话。他在札幌的某个溜冰场。 Get Dick Button on the phone. He's at some ice rink in Sapporo.
-你负责吗?-是的。 -Are you in charge? -Yes.
放下电话。 Put down the phone.
我在希尔顿酒店等车，等了45分钟。 I've been at the Hilton hotel waiting for a car, 45 minutes.
你们这些网络人应该来接我的。 You network people were supposed to pick me up.
汽车吗?什么车?-我的人30分钟后到。 -Car? What car? -My man's gonna be here in 30 minutes.
他有更衣室，电话……-你是谁?拉扎尔。马文Lazar。 He gets a dressing room, telephone... -Who are you? -Lazar. Marvin Lazar.
我找到了你7点比赛的替补。 I've got the replacement for your 7:00 match.
更换?更换什么? Replacement? What replacement?
“直升机”阿方斯·威廉姆斯。这并不容易。 Alphonse "The Chopper" Williams. And it wasn't easy.
马文，你到底能拿多少钱? Marvin, how much you getting paid for this anyway?
-足够支付酒店房间的费用。-对天发誓，希望去死? -Enough to pay for the hotel room. -Swear to God, hope to die?
不要把上帝牵扯进来。费尔德曼心烦意乱。 Don't bring the Lord into this. Feldman gets upset.
我希望你没有做什么不诚实的事，马文。 I hope you're not doing anything dishonest, Marvin.
来吧，伙计们。这是什么，西班牙宗教法庭吗? Come on, fellas. What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?
-微笑。加油，孩子们。——这是什么? -Smile. Come on, boys. -What's that?
-拉扎尔，直升机在哪?-是的。 -Lazar, where's The Chopper? -Yeah.
他是放松的。-我要见这个人。 -He's relaxing. -I want to see this guy.
这家伙会让你上电视的。对他好一点。跟他谈谈。 This guy's gonna put you on TV. Be nice to him. Talk to him.
佩妮沃尔，他们来抓你了。穿好衣服。 Pennywall, they're coming for you. Get dressed.
你是个好人，拉扎尔先生。 You're a very fine man, Mr. Lazar.
对我们这些靠固定收入生活的人来说，一千美元是一笔不小的帮助。 Thousand dollars is quite a helping hand to those of us on fixed income.
我想尽我所能帮你。好了。 I want to help as much as I can. There you go.
-穿上，好吗?这个口罩有必要吗? -Put that on, will you? -Is this mask necessary?
绝对必要的。这会让你看起来更年轻。是的。 Absolutely necessary. It's gonna make you look younger. Yes.
-那是什么鬼东西?-那是阿方斯，砍刀。" -What the hell is that? -That is Alphonse "The Chopper."
他要穿这个吗? Is that what he was gonna wear?
你要穿成这样吗?你是什么? Is that what you're gonna wear? What are you?
-结束了。-什么是包装? -It's a wrap. -What's a wrap?
这是什么，时装秀还是摔跤比赛? What is this, a fashion show or a wrestling match?
猪木刚告诉我他不会在美国电视上和一个无名的流浪汉打架。 Inoki just told me he's not fighting a no-name bum on American television.
——就是这样。-那是不是意味着面试取消了? -That's it. -Does that mean the interview is off?
没有匹配，就没有面试。很简单，拉扎尔。 No match, no interview. It's very simple, Lazar.
但它有新闻价值。-你想接受采访吗? -But it's newsworthy. -You want that interview?
我们不用火柴就把它装进去。 We pack it in without the match.
你想让孩子们上电视，你去和猪木说，因为我和那个大变态说话，脸都青了。 You want the kids on TV, you talk to Inoki, 'cause I'm blue in the face from talking to the big creep.
你能让他冷静下来，穿上他的装备吗? Will you tell him to calm down and put on his gear, please?
不。 No.
不! No!
猪木最心烦意乱。 Inoki is most distraught.
今晚的比赛是和阿里复赛的重要跳板。 Tonight's match is so important stepping stone to rematch with Ali.
如果他和那只火鸡打，情况会更糟。 Things worse if he fight that turkey.
但这是无稽之谈。这只会增加他的机会。 But that's nonsense. It can only improve his chances.
国家电视。-不。 -National television. -No.
这对他的职业生涯来说可能是一场伟大的比赛。 This could be a great match in his career, you know.
不! No!
这是什么?恐惧? What is it? Fear?
让我们看看你在害怕什么? Let's see what you're afraid of?
这就是你想躲的那个笨蛋吗? Is this the putz you want to duck?
你觉得艾莉会让你重赛吗? You think Ali will give you a rematch?
现在放轻松。别紧张，好吗? Now take it easy. Will you take it easy?
你不是说火柴是假的吗，拉扎尔先生。 I thought you said the match was a fake, Mr. Lazar.
是的，是的。请戴上这个面具。 It is, it is. Please, put on this mask.
跟穆罕默德·阿里比赛是怎么回事? What's all this about a match with Muhammad Ali?
-我是说艾莉不会装的-听着，我告诉过你，你所要做的就是撞到那家伙，躺下好好数一数，好吗? -I mean, Ali doesn't fake. -Look, I told you, all you got to do is just bump into the guy, lie down and take a full count, okay?
猪木先生是个非常敏感的绅士。 He is a very high-strung gentleman, that Mr. Inoki.
你看到他对储物柜做了什么吗? I mean, did you see what he did to his locker?
这是战前的废话。相信我的话。 It's prefight nonsense. Believe me when I tell you that.
现在，听着，我已经详细地告诉了你我背部的问题。 Now, listen, I have told you in detail about my back problems.
是的，你说了。 Yes, you did.
是啊，还有我的蓝十字勋章被取消了。 Yeah, and about my Blue Cross being canceled.
是的，你说了。但我想告诉你一件事。 Yes, you did. But I want you to know something.
他像羔羊一样温顺。他是只小猫咪，所以别担心。 He's as gentle as a lamb. He's a pussycat, so don't worry.
体育重点报道节目正在播出。 Spotlight on Sports is on the air.
欢迎来到东京馆。 Welcome to the Tokyo Pavilion.
大家好，我是迪克·巴顿，代替林赛·尼尔森和迪克·沙普。 Hello, everybody, I'm Dick Button, substituting for Lindsey Nelson and Dick Schaap.
今晚，我们为你们准备了一场独一无二的盛会。 And tonight, we have a unique, if not extraordinary, event for you.
安东尼奥Inoki。 Antonio Inoki.
女士们，先生们。 Ladies and gentlemen.
在这个角落里介绍，武术世界冠军…很明显，《贱骨先生》的不幸取消严重影响了出席人数。 Introducing, in this corner, martial arts world champion... Well, it's very clear that the unfortunate cancellation of Mr. Mean Bones Beaudine has severely marred the attendance.
仔细想想，根本就没有多少人出席。 Coming to think of it, there's not very much attendance at all.
当你仔细看的时候，其实这里一个人也没有。 When you get right down to it, actually, there's nobody here.
你能告诉巴顿别再提人群的事吗? Would you tell Button to shut up about the crowd?
迪克，86岁。 Dick, 86 the attendance.
…溅了一跤。 ...takes a spill.
有趣的是，如果那是花样滑冰比赛…他的对手，阿方斯·威廉姆斯。 You know, interestingly enough, if that had been a figure skating event... His opponent, Alfonse "The Chopper" Williams.
200英镑。 Two hundred pounds.
到这里来。 Come here.
我希望没有什么不好的感觉。 Mo hard feelings I hope.
好吧，裁判，我退出。别把我算进去。 Okay, Ref, I'm out. Count me out.
得了吧，我有内伤。叫救护车。 Come on, I got internal injuries. Get an ambulance.
所以，这个下降显然不算。你知道，这是一件有趣的事情。 So, that fall apparently is not counting. You know, it's an interesting thing.
在花样滑冰比赛中，除非滑冰运动员明显在做超出他能力范围的事情，否则在冰上摔倒不算。 In figure skating, a fall on the ice does not count unless the skater is clearly doing something beyond his ability.
现在，如果用在这里，我们会很清楚地看到他没有做任何超出他能力的事情，所以摔下来不算。 Now, if that were applied here, we would see very clearly that he had not done anything beyond his ability, so the fall doesn't count.
来吧。真是个胆小鬼。 Come on. What a chicken.
起来，马文。 Get up, Marvin.
不。密苏里州,没有。 No. Mo, no.
现在你要把我排除在外了吗? Mow will you count me out?
你能把我排除在外吗?裁判，算我出局好吗? Will you count me out? Referee, will you count me out?
你怎么了? What's the matter with you?
开始数数，好吗?做一些…… Start counting, will you? Do something...
别那样对马文。 Don't do that to Marvin.
紧接着他又来了个三次萨尔乔。 And he's following it up immediately with a triple Salchow.
这是一个非常不寻常的举动。 Now, that is an extremely unusual move.
马文受伤了。 Marvin's getting hurt.
穆斯塔法，快回来。 Hey, Mustapha, get back here.
你在干什么? What are you doing?
你会受伤的。-小心，穆斯塔法。 -You'll get hurt. -Be careful, Mustapha.
放开他! Leave him alone!
穆斯塔法，你在干什么……你能出去吗?他把我排除在外了。 Mustapha, what are you... Will you get out? He's counting me out.
裁判，回来数数。 Ref, get back here and start counting.
抓住他。别让他跑了。 Get hold of him. Don't let him get away.
幕斯塔法! Mustapha!
我在哪儿? Where am I?
去你的，拉扎尔。 God damn you, Lazar.
他走了吗? Is he gone?
你知道，那个特别的动作看起来很像苏联的罗德妮娜和扎伊采夫在因斯布鲁克奥运会花样滑冰双人表演赛上的动作。 You know, that particular move there looks very much like the one Rodnina and Zaitsev of the Soviet Union did in the figure skating pairs exhibition at the Olympic Games in Innsbruck.
你还记得1976年吗?美丽的,漂亮的。 You remember that in 1976? Beautiful, beautiful.
穆斯塔法，加油。 Mustapha, come on.
再见。 Goodbye.
这里正在上演一场混战。一个棒球队……我可以说他们穿着非常吸引人的制服。 An entire melee is going on here. A baseball team... I can say that they are garbed in very attractive uniforms.
显然是黄色和黑色的镶边。 Obviously trimmed in yellow and black.
停下来,艾哈迈德。 Stop, Ahmad.
我要抓住你! I'm going to get you!
——伤害。-快点，伙计们，我们去抓他! -That hurt. -Come on, you guys, let's get him!
把他的裤子脱下来。 Pull down his pants.
马文，你会碍事的。 Marvin, you'll get in the way.
天啊，那个裁判出手真狠。 God, that ref took a heck of a shot.
飞坐旋转。 A flying sit spin.
你看到腿伸出来的那部分了吗? Did you see the extension of the leg as it stuck out there?
脚趾，不太尖，我得说。 The toe, not very well pointed, I will say that.
了他。 Got him.
快点，抓住他! Come on, grab him!
-我会抓到他的，马文。-是啊，对，照做。 -I'll get him, Marvin. -Yeah, right, do that.
-靠在绳子上。-靠在绳子上。 -Against the ropes. -Against the ropes.
所有在一起。 All together.
一个!两个!三! One! Two! Three!
你会得到它的，笨蛋! You're gonna get it now, sucker!
我们去抓他。 Let's get him.
一个!两个!三! One! Two! Three!
看他被人扶下拳击台。 Look at him there being helped off the ring.
显然很痛苦。真是一场不可思议的比赛。 Obviously in pain. What an incredible match.
嘿，别给我拍照。给，把这些给媒体，好吗? Hey, don't take pictures of me. Here, give these to the press, will you?
加满，好吗?别给我拍照，我告诉过你。 Fill them up, all right? Don't take pictures of me, I told you.
给孩子们拍照。你知道的，地方特色。 Take pictures of the kids. You know, local color.
富士山。 Fujiyama.
这次拍照之旅微不足道。好吧，我们现在要做的是…为了打出弧线球，去……-好的。-好的,所以…给你。请喝完。 This picture-taking tour is peanuts... Okay, so what we're doing here is... In order to throw a curve underhand, go... -Okay. -Okay, so... Here you are. Drink up, please.
请。我的荣幸。是的,对的。 Please. My pleasure. Yeah, right.
嘿，看那个。全国性杂志的封面。 Hey, look at that. The cover of a national magazine.
-岛崎，我成功了。-Shimaroki。 -Shimaraki, I made it. -Shimaroki.
Shima-koo-koo。我失陪一下好吗?我有点忙。 Shima-koo-koo. Would you excuse me for a minute? I'm a little busy.
你知道这是非常重要的。 You know that this is molto importante.
个人是谁?-哦。个人的哦。 -Sadaharu who? -Oh. Sadaharu Oh.
贝比·鲁斯，汉克·阿伦。 Babe Ruth, Hank Aaron.
如果那是他的击球姿势，他不可能有那么好。 If that's his batting stance, he can't be all that good.
他刚刚说他已经在本垒打中击败了贝比·鲁斯和汉克·阿伦。 He just said that he's already beat Babe Ruth and Hank Aaron in homers.
真的吗? Really?
我明白了。所以如果我想用下拍子打出弧线，我就得这样扔。 I see. So if I want to curve it underhand, I just have to throw it like that.
非常重要的。是的。 Very important. Yes.
-这是什么?这是什么?-凯莉不在火车上。 -What is it? What is it? -Kelly's not on the train.
凯利……怎么啦？-他不在火车上。 -Kelly... What? -He's not on the train.
他不是吗?没人想他。 He's not? Well, nobody misses him.
算了吧。好吧，去堵着车玩吧。 Forget it. All right, go play in traffic or something.
嘿，你笑的时候为什么要捂着嘴? Hey, why do you cover your mouth when you laugh?
你笑的时候为什么要捂着嘴? Why do you cover your mouth when you laugh?
你牙齿不好还是怎么了? You got bad teeth or something?
我喜欢你的牙齿。你的牙齿很漂亮。 I like your teeth. You have nice teeth.
你有男朋友吗? Do you have a boyfriend?
另一个女孩吗? Another girl?
我吗? Me?
一对夫妇, A couple,
但没什么大不了的。 but nothing serious.
不是认真的吗?不是认真的。 -Not serious? -Not serious.
不是认真的吗? Not serious?
是的，不严重。 Yes, not serious.
-是的。不是认真的吗?-对。 -Yes. Not serious? -Right.
大家好。 Ohayo gozaimasu everybody.
《gozaimasu。我们走吧。 Ohayo gozaimasu. Let's go.
让我们在这里拍张照片。 Let's get a shot here.
来吧。每个人都在。 Come on. Everybody in.
大家好。我很抱歉。 Ohayo gozaimasu everyone. I'm so sorry.
原谅我。 Excuse me.
在这里。好吧。好吧。你……好吧。 Here. Okay. Okay. You... Okay.
微笑,男孩。微笑。 Smile, boys. Smile.
打起精神来，好吗?给他们拍照。 Shape up, will you? Take pictures of them.
促销，广告，各种各样的代言。 Promo, commercials, all kinds of endorsements.
电视，这是最重要的。电视。 TV, that's the most important. TV.
推广。-别告诉我，告诉他。 -Promotion. -Don't tell me, tell him.
好吧。促进…… Okay. Promotion...
我希望马文能为我们赢得这场球赛。 I hope Marvin wins us the ballgame.
他说:“为什么这些都是为了儿童棒球比赛，拉扎尔先生?” He says, "Why all this for children's baseball game, Mr. Lazar?"
他知道这对日本棒球意味着什么吗? Has he any idea what this could mean to Japanese baseball?
嗯，已经翻译了。 Well, translate already.
他说"拉扎尔先生，你想从这个游戏中赚多少钱" He says, "How much money do you stand to make "'out of this charade, Mr. Lazar?"
希望是一捆。 Hopefully, a bundle.
这里是日本士兵被埋葬的地方。 In this area is where the Japanese soldiers are buried here.
这里是所有在二战中牺牲的飞行员。 And here are all the pilots who died in World War II.
打扰一下，教练。抱歉，但你得听我说。 Excuse me, Coach. I'm sorry, but you gotta listen to me.
你得配合一点。 You've gotta cooperate a little bit.
我们得在两队之间制造一点敌意。 We've gotta create a little animosity between the two teams.
我知道我在说什么。这是必须的。 I know what I"m talking about. It's a must.
我是说，我们得在报纸上登些下流的小新闻。诸如此类。 I mean, we gotta get a couple of nasty little bits in the newspapers. Things like that.
让你上电视。好吧,翻译。 Get you on TV. Well, translate.
看,教练。教练 Look, Coach. Coach...
我知道你觉得我是个混蛋，好吗? I know you think I"m an ass. Okay?
你有充分的理由。 And you've got good cause.
你知道，很多有理智的人都会这么看我。 You know, a lot of people with any sense would feel that way about me.
但是像这样的机会不是经常出现的，你知道吗? But a chance like this don't come along too often, you know?
我最近没有太多的机会。 I haven't had too many chances lately.
所以我才不想搞砸了。 That's why I don't want to blow it.
总而言之，这对你来说意义重大。 All in all, this could mean a damn lot to you.
你知道的，不是吗? You know that, don't you?
你可以给孩子们买很多新设备。 You'll be able to buy a lot of new equipment for the kids.
也许还能给你自己赚点钱。 Maybe even a little money for yourself.
我们不需要互相喜欢才能合作，你知道的。 We don't have to like each other to work with each other, you know.
这是放松?听着，别担心。 That's loosening up? Listen, don't worry about it.
这些人不是专业人士。这是小菜一碟。 These people are not professionals. Gonna be a piece of cake.
不能……不能输。 Can't... Can"t lose.
别紧张。 Take it easy.
你刚才表现得很棒。太好了。 You were great up there. Great.
我知道你会跳舞，但你在哪里学的唱歌? I knew you could dance, but where did you learn to sing like that?
你想让我带你去洗手间，我会的。 You want me to take you to the bathroom, I will.
你想要什么都行，只要… Anything you want, just...
清水。 Shimizu.
不，你不需要。你走错方向了。 No, you don't. You"re going in the wrong direction.
让我们走。来吧。 Let"s go. Come on.
这是怎么……你想让他难堪。过来。 How's that... You're trying to embarrass him. Come over here.
听着，这不是鲍勃·霍普。 Listen, this is not Bob Hope.
或者杰瑞·刘易斯或者迪恩·马丁或者其他类似的人。 You know, or Jerry Lewis or Dean Martin or anybody like that.
他只是个棒球运动员。 He's just a baseball player.
我觉得你对他有点太强硬了。 And I think you're coming on a little too strong with him.
和他一起表演有趣的数字和表演。 Doing funny numbers and shticks with him.
你看，这种游戏节目是我的天性，我知道我在说什么。 You see, these kind of game shows is in my blood, and I know what I'm talking about.
别找他的麻烦。 Just don't pick on him.
清水,放松。别让他让你……我走了，我走了。放松。 Shimizu, relax. Don't let him make you... I'm going, I'm going. Relax.
他不明白。好吧? He no understand. Okay?
嘿! Hey!
他们赢了吗? Did they win?
我真不敢相信。 I can't believe it.
你可以用罗林斯球棒打败任何人。 You can beat anyone with a Rawlings bat.
等我给你看看我的能耐。全新的制服。 Wait till I show you what I got. Brand new uniforms.
这是给你的。看那个。 This is for you. Look at that.
但我们有制服。 But we got uniforms.
那些是破布。我是说，这是大联盟的事。 Those are rags. I mean, this is the big league stuff.
看看它。看看它的质量。 Look at it. Look at the quality of it.
看这颜色?两个黑，两个黄? Look at the color? Two blacks, yellows?
美丽的,漂亮的。有我的留言吗? Beautiful, beautiful. Any messages for me?
吃,吃。 Eat, eat.
你好，gozaimasu。 Ohayo gozaimasu, please.
我需要有人上来打扫房间。 I need somebody to come up here and clean up the rooms.
我通常穿44号。 I usually wear number 44.
你要穿8号。对不起，我想不出44个。 You're gonna wear number 8. I'm sorry, I couldn"t come up with 44.
但44号是汉克·亚伦的号码。 But 44 is Hank Aaron's number.
我很抱歉。 I'm sorry.
反正他已经退休了，有什么区别吗? He's retired anyway, so what's the difference?
8。喂?怎么啦？ Take 8. Hello? What?
乔·摩根，就是他。他有8个。正确的。大的打击。 Joe Morgan, that was the guy. He had 8. Right. Big hitter.
是啊，老乔·摩根。我忘了他的平均分是多少。 Yeah, good old Joe Morgan. I forget what his average is.
奇科对我们真是太好了。 You know, Chico's sure been good to us.
那又怎样?奇科对我们很好。什么，他给了你一些制服? So what? Chico"s been good to us. What, he gave you some uniforms?
我们拿出了3万美元。 We've come up with 30,000 bucks.
3万美元的4%是多少? What's 4% of 30,000 bucks, huh?
——1200美元。——1200美元。 -$1,200. -$1,200.
它可能不会让你完成大学学业，但它肯定会让你在大学期间得到几个女孩。 It may not get you through college, but it'll certainly get you a couple of girls while you're going through college?
-嘿，他们来了。-什么?这里是谁? -Hey, they're here. -What? Who's here?
这是怎么呢这些人是谁? What's going on? Who are these guys?
我们中的一些人要和他们一起去看比赛。 Some of us are going to the game with them.
他们邀请了我们。 They invited us.
你不能和他们一起去看比赛。他们是敌人。 You can't go to the game with them. They're the enemy.
这就是在游戏开始前与敌人亲近。不喜欢。 That's fraternizing with the enemy before game time. Don't.
上帝以奇怪的方式行事，他正在引导我们走向健康的友谊。 The Lord moves in strange ways, and he's guiding us into a wholesome friendship.
听着，上帝保佑上帝，他在比赛中没有任何份额。 Listen, God bless the Lord, he doesn't have a percentage of the game.
我们只是想看看他们说的那个好老头。 We just wanna see the sight of whatever old dude they've been saying is so good.
好吧，照顾好你自己。 All right, well, take care of yourself.
不要在外面呆得太晚。让开，马文。 -Don't stay out too late. -Out of the way, Marvin.
吃,吃。 Eat, eat.
-是啊，亲爱的，再见。你查查。 -Yeah, l'chaim, goodbye. -See you.
再见。再见。 See you later. Goodbye.
玩得开心，小心点。 Have a nice time, be careful.
我要留下来陪你，马文。 I'm staying here with you, Marvin.
不行，我有个约会。 No, you're not, I got an appointment.
-我和你一起去。不，你不会的。 -I'll go with you. -No, you won't.
这是一次非常私人的约会。谢谢你！ This is a very private appointment. Thank you.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
我神清气爽。 I am refreshed.
怎么啦？ What?
你的约会怎么样? How was your appointment?
你在这里干什么?-恭候您。 -What are you doing here? -Waiting on you.
到这里来。 Come here.
我的儿子。 My son.
你约会的地方是什么样的? What kind of place was it where you had your appointment?
那是一家餐馆。 It was kind of a restaurant.
-里面有女人啊?-当然有女人。 -There were women in there, huh? -Of course there are women there.
女人也去餐馆。他们得吃东西。 Women go to restaurants, too. They gotta eat.
你亲他们了吗? Did you kiss them?
我一天24小时都和你们在一起。 You know, I'm with you guys for 24 hours a day.
你以为我会有几分钟独处的时间。 You'd think I'd get a couple of minutes to myself.
你打算叫它什么? What are you gonna call it?
上什么?——孩子。 -Call what? -The baby.
什么宝贝? What baby?
接吻是生孩子的方式。 Kissing's how babies are made.
人们开始接吻，到处都是婴儿。 People go to kissing and babies be popping up everywhere.
不是这样的，穆斯塔法。根本不是这样。 That's not true, Mustapha. Not true at all.
你就只会接吻吗? Is kissing all you do?
-你说你多大了?-我就是六。 -How old did you say you were? -I'm six-and-a-half.
你问这种问题还太小了。 You're a little young to ask questions like that.
人们为什么要这么做? Why do people do it?
-这是一种自然冲动。冲动? -It's a natural urge. -Urge?
一种冲动，一种冲动，一种感觉。 An urge, an urge, a feeling.
是的,没错。 Yes, exactly.
黑人和白人有同样的冲动吗? Do black people get the same urges as white people?
完全一样，完全一样。 Exactly the same, exactly.
-那日本人呢?-日本人，完全一样。 -How about the Japanese? -The Japanese, exactly the same.
你能站起来吗?我们只剩下几步了。 Can you stay on your feet? We only got a couple more steps to go.
他们是如何产生这种自然冲动的? How do they get this natural urge?
你生来就有这种感觉。你不明白吗? You're born with this feeling. Don't you understand that?
这是一种自然的冲动。 It's a natural urge.
你看，女孩有这种感觉，男孩也有。 You see, girls get the feeling, boys get the feeling.
当他们聚在一起的时候，很温暖。 And it's warm, when they get together.
-那是你结婚的时候吗?-不一定。 -Is that when you get married? -Not necessarily, no.
当它接近的时候你会怎么做? What do you do when it gets close?
我都不知道我为什么要这么做。 I don't even know why I started this.
你一定要…你一定要脱衣服吗? Do you have to get na... Do you have to take your clothes off?
-嗯，有帮助，是的。荔枝吗? -Well, it helps, yes. -Maked?
是啊，也没那么糟。 Yeah, well, it's not so bad.
-为什么?-这样事情就简单多了。 -Why? -Well, it makes things easier.
-什么?-我是说你让事情进展得更快。 -What? -I mean you make things go faster.
-什么?-更顺畅，更容易。算了吧。 -What? -Smoother and easier. Forget it.
你一定要脱光吗? Do you have to get naked?
嗯，不完全是这样。不。 Well, not completely. No.
那很好，因为我想要孩子的时候，我可不会脱光衣服。我可不是傻瓜。 That's good because when I want babies, I ain't getting naked nohow. I ain't no fool.
你当然不是。 You're certainly not.
凯利。 Kelly.
这是我的父亲。 This is my father.
嗨，爸爸，我是凯利。 Hi, Dad, I'm Kelly.
凯利。我。我是凯利。 Kelly. Me. I'm Kelly.
凯利。 Kelly.
等待?你想让我等? Wait? You want me to wait?
-好的。然后我们去吃午饭。- mo。 -Okay. And then we'll go get lunch. -Mo.
出去。出去。 Get out. Get out.
艾哈迈德。 Ahmad.
紧张吗?明天有重要比赛吗? Nervous? Big game tomorrow?
别担心，马文来了。 Well, have no fear, Marvin's here.
-怎么了?-也许我只是厌倦了你的忙碌。 -What's the matter? -Maybe I'm just tired of your hustling.
干我这行不容易，你知道的。 It's tough in my line of work, you know.
你得赶紧出去，不然哪儿也去不了。 Gotta go out and hustle or else you go nowhere.
如果你是真正的大人物，你现在还是个无名小卒。 If you were some real big shot, you'd still be nowhere.
你觉得怎么样? What do you think of that?
伙计，你…像你这样的人注定无处可去。 Man, you were... People like you were made to be nowhere.
我帮你搞定了你的游戏，不是吗? Got you your game, didn't I?
-你给我们带来了一场畸形秀。-怪胎秀是什么意思? -You got us a freak show. -What do you mean, freak show?
把我弟弟拖来拖去，好像他是只小狗。你知道吗，我也受够了。 And dragging my brother all over the place like he's some puppy dog. You know, I'm sick of that, too.
-我碰巧喜欢你弟弟。-是啊，你喜欢的是一个可爱的小黑鬼，带着灿烂的笑容，不介意你把相机对准他的脸。 -I happen to like your brother. -Yeah, what you like is a cute little nigger with a big smile who don't mind you sticking a camera in his face.
你没理由这么跟我说话。 You got no cause to talk to me like that.
你那样跟我说话伤害了我。 You hurt me when you talk to me like that.
你没受伤。你从没受过伤。 You ain't hurt. You ain't never been hurt.
嘿,路易。 Hey, Louis.
马文。 Marvin.
你在东京做什么? Now, what are you doing in Tokyo?
我可不想错过你的重要时刻。 I wouldn't miss your big moment for the world.
你不会吗? You wouldn't?
和一个朋友来这里出差。我答应过介绍你认识的。 Here on business with a friend. Promised to introduce you.
现在，给孩子们找个监护人。 Mow, get yourself a chaperone for the kids.
他知道一家很棒的餐馆。 He knows a great restaurant.
你知道，你和那些男孩们所做的，来到这里接受挑战，这真的很了不起。真的。 You know, what you and those boys are doing, coming over here and taking that challenge, that's really something. Really.
非常感谢。 Thanks a lot.
他们认为我疯了，但我做到了。 They thought I was crazy, but I did it.
很遗憾事情不能稍微平衡一下。 It's a shame things can't be evened out a little bit.
你不可能一夜之间把一个打者变成一个全明星球员。 You can't change a .200-batter into an all-star player overnight.
这不是我们想要的，拉扎尔先生。 That's not exactly what we had in mind, Mr. Lazar.
你想说什么，Locke? What were you suggesting, Locke?
嗯，第八页。 Well, page 8.
看，这三个男孩，他们是从美国来的。 See, these three boys, they're over here visiting from the States.
他们来的时候，我和路易会陪着他们。 And Louis and I are kind of chaperoning them while they're here.
是的，他们回酒店休息了。 Yeah, they're back at the hotel resting up.
明天是他们的大日子。 They got a big day tomorrow.
这个男孩，亨利·莱弗，他的球快得像闪电一样。 And this boy, Henry Linver, he's got a fastball that takes off like a goddamn bolt of lightning.
他什么时候满30岁? When does he turn 30?
不，不，不。他们的年龄都很合适。它们只是个头大而已。 No, no, no. They're all the right age. They're just big, that's all.
该死，他们是德州人。你想要什么? Hell, they're from Texas. What do you expect?
德州的东西都很大。 Everything's big in Texas.
马文。 Marvin.
在维加斯以你的名义开了五家大公司。 Five big ones go down in your name in Vegas.
25比1赌5000，马文。 5,000 at 25-to-1, Marvin.
你自己想办法。 You figure it out.
手臂怎么样了? How's the arm?
斯泰因，你怎么把水都喝光了? Hey, Stein, why are you drinking all the water?
-你紧张吗?不，我渴了。 -Are you nervous? -No, I'm thirsty.
伙计们，马文又来了。 Well, guys, Marvin has come through again.
我有个惊喜要给你。 Have I got a surprise for you.
嘿，伙计们，快进来。亨利，迈克和米奇。 Hey, guys, get in here. Henry, Mike and Mitch.
投手，游击手，二垒。 Pitcher, shortstop, second base.
你们这么担心输球，我想我该做点事帮你们。 Well, you guys were so worried about losing, I thought I'd do something to help you out.
我是说，我不希望你们出去的时候感到尴尬或类似的事情。 I mean, I don't want you guys to go out there and feel embarrassed or anything like that.
马文，我们能单独跟你谈谈吗? Marvin, can we speak to you alone for a minute?
当然可以，蒂利亚德。 Sure you can, Tillyard.
你们为什么不出去热身呢? Why don't you guys go out and warm up?
随便扔几个。 Throw a couple around.
怎么了，蒂利亚德? What is it, Tillyard?
也许我只是代表我自己，但我认为我们不需要任何帮助。 Maybe I'm speaking just for myself, but I don't think we need any help.
我同意。-是的。 -I agree. -Yes.
这一切突然从何而来? Where did this come from all of a sudden?
我们自己能搞定的，马文。 We can handle it by ourselves, Marvin.
是吗?上次你在那里被屠杀的时候，你唱的是另一首曲子。 Yeah? You were singing another tune the last time you got slaughtered out there.
-一切都变了。——改变是什么? -Things have changed. -What's changed?
你把弱者的角色推得太紧了…是啊，大家都觉得我们是一群纨绔子弟。 You've pushed this underdog thing so much... Yeah, everybody thinks we're a bunch of spazzes.
现在我们要证明一些东西了。 And now we have something to prove.
你要在这些人的帮助下证明这一点。 You're gonna prove it with the help of these guys.
我没有得到一个团，你知道的。 I didn't get a regiment, you know.
这是不对的。 It's not right.
伙计们，我不敢相信你们对我说的话。 Guys, I can't believe what you're saying to me.
我是说，如果你们不喜欢我做的工作，你们可以撕毁合同，把它扔进马桶里。 I mean, if you guys don't like the job I'm doing, you can tear up the contract, stick it down the toilet.
我一点也不在乎。 I couldn't care less.
让我告诉你。 Let me tell you something.
如果我要继续掌权，你就得按我的方式做事。 If I'm gonna stay in charge, you got to do things my way.
知道我在说什么吗? Know what I'm saying?
来这里?到这里来。听我说。 Come here? Come here. Listen to me.
我来告诉你为什么我雇了那三个人，为什么这很重要。 Let me tell you why I hired those three guys, why that's so important.
如果比分接近，或者你们赢了，你们就是英雄。 If the score is close, or if you win, you'll be heroes.
民族英雄。你知道吗?会有促销，广告。 National heroes. Do you know that? There'll be promotions, commercials.
听着，如果你输了，而且输得很惨，你就惨了，你知道你最后会怎么样吗? Listen, if you lose and you lose bad, you get slaughtered, you know what you're gonna end up with?
无价值之物。Zilcho。 Zilch. Zilcho.
你知道傻傻是什么意思吗? You know what it means to be zilcho?
好了，出去打棒球吧。 All right, get out there and play some baseball.
来吧，我们走。快。 Come on, let's go. Fast.
来吧。一点精神。 Come on. A little spirit.
嘿,马文。 Hey, Marvin.
这是你最厉害的废话。 That was some of your best bullshit yet.
马文,马文。 Marvin, Marvin.
-我们的人在命令的顶端。-是的,是的。 -Bat our boys at the top of the order. -Yeah, yeah.
嘿! Hey!
玩球! Play ball!
它是不见了! It's gone!
你抓到他们了，路易。 You got 'em, Louis.
-他们叫我们胆小鬼。-嗯……你让他们担心，这就是原因。 -They're calling us chicken. -Well... You got them worried, that's why.
出去! Out!
如果你动一动就能拿到了。 Could have gotten that if you'd have moved your ass.
如果你动一动就能拿到了。 Could have gotten it if you'd have moved your ass.
他们盯上你了，莱弗! They're getting set on you, Linver!
别让他们盯上你了，孩子。 Don't let them dig in on you, boy.
他是故意的吗? Did he do that on purpose?
蒂里亚德,凯利…… Tillyard, Kelly...
好吧? Okay?
别担心，马文。 Don't worry, Marvin.
他们不知道你是为了大家好，但我知道。 They don't know you're doing the best for everybody, but I do.
我不知道你在说什么。 I don't know what you're talking about.
明年夏天他们会后悔的。他们会更喜欢你，像我一样。 Next summer they're gonna be sorry. They'll like you more, like me.
尤其是我那刻薄的老哥哥会后悔的。 Especially my mean old brother gonna be sorry.
请别烦我。 Leave me alone, please.
-嘿,马文……你能让我一个人静一静吗? -Hey, Marvin... -Will you leave me alone?
安全的。 Safe.
你看到了吗?他想打他。 Did you see that? He tried to hit him.
-他没有报复。-你怎么知道? -He wasn't retaliating. -How do you know?
因为他们不打那种棒球，小混混。 'Cause they don't play that type of baseball over here, punk.
你说谁是朋克? Who are you calling a punk?
你就不能别惹他吗? Why don't you just not mess with him?
好吧，好吧，好吧 All right, all right, all right.
出去，好吗? Get out there, will you?
爱你的孩子们。 Love your boys.
小心。这是双杀。 Watch out. It's a double play.
出去! Out!
不。 No.
不…不，不。 No... No shoot, nay.
你能让我静一静吗?放开我! Would you leave me alone? Get off me!
我只是想结束这场争吵! I'm just trying to break this fight up!
现在我们来看看谁是……来吧，凯利。退后，好吗? Now we'll see who's... Come on, Kelly. Back off, will you?
你会得到它的! You're gonna get it!
你能把它分开吗? Will you break it up?
-不,不!-别说了。 -No, no! -Cut it out.
来吧，伙计们。 Come on, you guys.
停止战斗。分手吧。 Stop fighting. Break it up.
来吧，滚开! Come on, beat it!
我们走吧!我们走吧! Let's go! Let's go!
你想要什么? What do you want?
你冲我吼什么? What are you screaming at me for?
我都不知道你在说什么! I don't even know what you're talking about!
我们应该找个经理而不是球员。 We should have brought over a manager instead of ballplayers.
够了，马文。我们通过。 That does it, Marvin. We're through.
-你能告诉你的孩子们冷静点吗?-是的。 -Will you just tell your boys to cool it? -Yeah.
体育场的人说如果再发生这样的麻烦，他们就要取消演出了。-是的。是的。 The stadium people say they're gonna call the thing off -if there's any more trouble like this. -Yeah. Yeah.
一切都很好。 Everything's all right.
没有什么。这是什么? There's nothing. What is it?
-女士们先生们……-这是什么? -Ladies and gentlemen... -What is it?
由于我们无法控制的情况，比赛被取消了。 Due to circumstances beyond our control, the game has been canceled.
人们不会失去整个俱乐部的，拉扎尔。 People don't lose entire ball clubs, Lazar.
我不知道发生了什么。我是说，发挥你的想象力。 I don't know what happened. I mean, use your imagination.
也许CBS给了他们更好的条件。 Maybe CBS made them a better offer.
-有很多钱要支付。-是的，25%的入场费。 -Lots of rain check money to pay out. -Yeah, 25% of the gate.
今年我是超级碗的主持人。 I was in line to do the Super Bowl this year.
好吧，听着，四点钟的时候我们会熄灯，但我会把摄像机留在原地。 Well, look, at four o'clock we lose the light, but I'm gonna leave the cameras in place.
现在，如果你和新的日本教练能在四点前找到你们的队伍，请告诉我。 Now, if you and the new Japanese coach can find your teams by four o'clock, let me know.
我们会在没有观众的情况下把剩下的录下来。 We'll tape the rest of it without the crowd.
什么日本新教练?你在说什么? What new Japanese coach? What are you talking about?
另一个辞职了，或者被解雇了。真是个大耻辱。 The other one resigned, or got fired. A big disgrace.
怎么啦？ What?
他的球队所属的联合会并没有对此掉以轻心。 The federation his team belonged to did not take this lightly.
我真希望我们能有个联盟来对付你这样的人。 I just wish we had a federation to deal with people like you.
你是我的朋友。 You are my friend.
我真不敢相信。 I can't believe it.
我只需要再来一次全中。 All I needed was one more strike.
我本可以做到的。 I could have done it.
差一点就成功了。 Almost did it.
我就能参加几个游戏节目了。 I'd have gotten myself a couple of game shows.
然后我会去看电影。是的。 Then I'd go to the movies. Yeah.
电影吗?-是的。我会先用库布里克。第一。 -Movie? -Yes. I would use Kubrick first. First.
他和我，我们有同样的情感。 Him and me, we got the same sensibilities.
你没事的，清水。 You're all right, Shimizu.
怎么了?不够犀利? What's the matter? Mot sharp enough?
你不喜欢你的牛排吗? Don't you like your steak?
你为什么朝我扔玫瑰? Why are you throwing roses at me?
清水。 Shimizu.
清水?来吧，伙计。 Shimizu? Come on, pal.
没你想的那么糟。 Not as bad you think.
来吧，振作起来。 Come on, cheer up.
嘿，你跟我一起去洛杉矶怎么样? Hey, what do you say you come to L.A. with me?
和我呆一会儿。 Stay with me for a little while.
来吧，你可以用剩下的。 Come on, you could use the rest.
你可以和我在一起。如果事情变得糟糕，真的，到了最糟糕的地步，我会给你找份园丁的工作。 You can stay with me. If things get bad, really, worse comes to worst, I'll get you a job as a gardener.
你说呢?但你不能自残。 What do you say? But you can't commit harikari.
我是说，那太可怕了。 I mean, that would be horrible.
-Harakiri吗?-Harakiri。 -Harakiri? -Harakiri.
我知道我的发音错了。 I knew I had the pronunciation wrong.
-马文，你疯了吗?(…这就是我要说的。你必须考虑一下。 -Marvin, you crazy? -Mo... That's what I'm saying. You must consider it.
不,不。 No, no.
是的,但是……怎么啦？ Yeah, but... What?
别这么…… Don't get so...
清水。 Shimizu.
听着,清水。 Listen, Shimizu.
嗯，再想想，你知道，现在在好莱坞很难找到工作。 Well, on second thought, you know, it's tough to get a job in Hollywood now.
你40年代就该去了。 You should have been there in the '40s.
镇上的每一张照片都是你拍的。 You'd have worked on every picture in town.
你会有很多死亡场景，你会演得很好。 You'd have had a lot of death scenes, and you'd have been good.
我不知道你怎么了。你真乖张。 I don't know what it is with you. You're so contrary.
也许是因为你吃的那些生鱼。 Maybe it's all that raw fish you eat.
马文，过来。 Marvin, come here.
你想要什么? What do you want?
怎么啦？ What?
快点，快点。 Come on, get a move on.
他做到了!他做到了!那是我哥哥! He did it! He did it! That's my brother!
安全! Safe!
出去! Out!
安全! Safe!
嘿，你在干什么?你很安全。 Hey, what are you doing? You were safe.
-我也这么认为。-那你在干什么? -I thought so, too. -So, what are you doing?
你可以看出他不这么认为。 You could just tell he didn't think so.
我想他需要一副眼镜。 I think he needs a pair of glasses.
-什么?不诚实的。 -What? -Dishonest.
来吧，凯利。得到一个命中。 Come on, Kelly. Get a hit.
振作起来。你没有集中精神，凯利。 Snap out of it. You're not concentrating, Kelly.
-别这样，凯莉。-别这样，凯莉。 -Come on, Kelly. -Come on, Kelly.
来吧，凯利。注意。 Come on, Kelly. Pay attention.
宝贝! Baby!
——两个。两个罢工。 -That's two. -Strike two.
放松点，好吗，凯利? Lighten up, will you, Kelly?
凯莉! Kelly!
这是3。 And that's three.
(!-你说不是什么意思? -Mo! -What do you mean no?
但这不可能。 But it can't be.
-什么?来吧。 -What? -Come on.
给他们穿上制服，带他们回体育场。 Get their uniforms on, get them back to the stadium.
但他们已经开始了。 But they played already.
他们…… They...
拉扎尔。你这个混蛋。-是吗? -Lazar. You bastard. -Yeah?
根据合同，你有义务交付游戏。 You're contractually obligated to deliver a game.
合同里可没提到双头头。 Nothing in the contract that says anything about a doubleheader.
你再这么叫我一次，我就揍扁你。 And you call me that name one more time, I'm gonna knock you right on your ass.
不写，不写。 No writing, no writing.
听着，拉扎尔，如果你不把孩子们带到体育场我会亲自让电视台起诉你。 Now listen, Lazar, I will personally see to it the network sues your ass off if you don't get those boys to the stadium.
起诉我。 Sue me.
在这里。这是我的布洛克名片。把它放在你喜欢的地方。 Here. Here's my Bullock's card. Put it where you like.
我已经结束了宣传、炒作或其他任何事情。 I'm through promoting, hyping or anything else.
你明白吗?你想让这些孩子玩? You understand that? You want these kids to play?
你去问他们。我受够了这些屁话。 You go ask them. I'm through with this bullshit.
我不是干这行的。艾哈迈德? I'm not in the business. Right, Ahmad?
-你快成功了，伙计。-我想已经发生了。 -You're getting there, man. -I think it's happened.
嘿，伙计们，来点可乐怎么样? Hey, you guys, how about some Coke?
嘿，伙计们，等等。 Hey, you guys, wait up.
-你……-来点寿司怎么样? -You... -How about some sushi?
清水?-是吗? -Shimizu? -Yeah?
-明年，古巴。——古巴? -Next year, Cuba. -Cuba?
我们选两队。 We take the both teams.
我让卡斯特罗投出第一个球。 I get Castro to throw the first ball out.